Because of the exogenous and endogenous factor of examination stress, I will undergo dormancy period in order to prepare my physiological and my morphological condition to fit the harsh condition of exam environment.

Don’t worry, when the examination stress is gone, I will break my dormancy period. Till then, enjoy your good day.

Pray for my success...=)

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.

"i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

Azanmig huh?=)

1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night...

3. A man will pay RM2 for a RM1 item he wants. A woman will pay RM1 for a RM2 item that she doesn't want.

4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.

6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.

Waiter: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, milo, or coffee?

Customer: Tea please...

Waiter: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?

Customer: Ceylon tea.

Waiter: How would you like it? Black or white?

Customer: White.

Waiter: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?

Customer: With milk.

Waiter: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?

Customer: With cow milk please..!

Waiter: Milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

Customer: Um, I'll take it black......

Waiter: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Customer: With sugar.

Waiter: Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Customer: Cane sugar..!

Waiter: White, brown or yellow sugar?

Customer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead!!!

Waiter: Mineral water or still water?

Customer: Mineral water!!!

Waiter: Flavored or non-flavored?

Customer: Oh my god! I'll rather die of thirst!!!

Setelah diperkenan oleh pemilik blog ini, iaitu Fiq, maka dengan ini, aku, yakni pemilik blog ini, iaitu tidak lain dan tidak bukan ialah Fiq, mengumumkan bahawa entry aku telah mencapai angka 200! Pergh... Tahniah diucapkan kepada Fiq kerana anda rajin giler mengupdate blog anda. Haha (gila apa puji diri sendiri)

Terima kasih 200 kali kepada sesiapa yang membaca entry ke-200 aku ni…=)

1. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

2. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES.

3. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

4. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

5. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

6. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

7. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

8. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

9. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

Try to read them as fast as you can. Challenge yourself...

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

When you take a long time to finish, you are SLOW...
When your boss takes a long time to finish, he is THOROUGH!

When you don't do it,you are LAZY...
When your boss does not do it, he is BUSY!

When you do something without being told, you are TRYING TO BE SMART...
When your boss does the same, he TAKES THE INITIATIVE!

When you please your boss, you are APPLE POLISHING...
When your boss pleases his boss, he is COOPERATING!

When you make a mistake, you're an IDIOT...
When your boss makes a mistake, he's ONLY HUMAN!

When you are out of the office, you are WANDERING AROUND...
When your boss is out of the office, he's on BUSINESS!

When you are on a day off sick, you are ALWAYS SICK...
When your boss is a day off sick, he must be VERY ILL!

When you apply for leave, you must be going for an INTERVIEW...
When your boss applies for leave, it's because he's OVERWORKED!

When you do good, your boss NEVER REMEMBERS...
When you do wrong, he NEVER FORGET!!!

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If The Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears The Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something The Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, The Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless The Female wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let The Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of The Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what The Female meant, not what she said.

15. If The Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. If The Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and The Male must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If The Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5!!!

WIFE's DIARY

Sunday - I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.

Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.

He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent.

Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.




HUSBAND's DIARY

Today Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT!!!

Nilai. Satu kualiti yang dicari dalam diri seseorang. Pencari atau orang yang dicari, kita semua melakonkan kedua-dua watak tu.

Setiap kali kita lihat seseorang, pasti akan ada apa yang orang cakap “first impression”. Apa yang orang tu buat, apa yang orang tu lakukan, kita akan jadi hakim yang menilai. Dan tak lupa juga, itulah yang orang buat kepada kita juga. Ironi kan?


Betul, jika kita cuba lebih rapat dengan orang itu kemudiannya. Tapi bagaimana pula kalau “stranger” masih lagi “stranger”? Of course the first impression that we made before akan tetap begitu, dan begitulah penilaian yang kita pakai untuk masa yang akan datang.



Oh... Come on la... Berapa ramai sangat yang pakai prinsip ni? Potong kepala lutut la kalau korang yang baca ni pun pakai prinsip ni gak. Kita ni memang dah “tersengaja” untuk menilai daripada rupa luaran.

Kita ni jenis yang “visualize”; kornea mata melihat, menembusi iris lalu menggambarkannya di retina mata, seterusnya menghantar impuls elektrik ke otak dan ditafsirkan mengikut kepala otak masing-masing.



Kita tak boleh nak buat semua orang suka kat kita, tapi sekurang-krangnya kita boleh buat perkara yang kebanyakan orang suka agar nisbah orang yang suka kita lebih banyak daripada orang yang tak suka kita.

So, please watch every single step that you take and every single move that you make, because there are so much judges out there (walaupun diorang ni bukan mendapat tauliahan daripada mana-mana fakulti guaman seluruh dunia).

Kita adalah kita, walaupun orang melihat kita sebagai bukan kita. Dan walaupun kita itu kita, kita bertanggungjawab menggambarkan kita kepada orang lain agar orang lain tahu itu adalah kita, bukannya orang lain. Ngerti???=)

Once upon a time a Washerman was bringing up two donkeys. Let us say Donkey-A and Donkey-B. Donkey-A felt it was very energetic and could do better than the other. It always tried to pull the Washerman's attraction over it by taking more load and walking fast in front of him. Innocent Donkey-B is normal, so it will walk normal, irrespective of the Washerman's presence.

After a period of time, Washerman started pressurizing Donkey-B to be like Donkey-A. But Donkey-B unable to walk fast, got continuous punishment from Washerman. It was crying and told personally to Donkey-A "Dear friend, only we two are here, why to compete with each other... We can carry equal load at normal speed."

That made Donkey-A all the more energetic and next day it told to Washerman that it can carry more load and even it can run fast also. Obviously happier Washerman looked at Donkey-B, his BP (blood pressure) raised and he started kicking Donkey-B.

Next day with a smile, Donkey-A carried more load and started running fast. But it was breathtaking for Donkey-B and it couldn't act that way. The Washerman was frustrated, so he harassed Donkey-B terribly, and finally it fell down hopelessly. Then Donkey-A felt itself as a supremo and happily started carrying more load with great speed.

But now the Load of the Donkey-B was also being carried by Donkey-A and still it had to run fast. For some period it did. Finally due to fatigue it became tired and started feeling the pain. But the Washerman expected more from Donkey-A. It also tried it's best, but couldn't cope up with his owner's demand.

The Washerman got angry with Donkey-A also and started harassing it to take more load. Donkey-A was crying for long time and then tried its best, but it couldn't meet the owner's satisfaction. Finally the day came when due to frustration the Washerman killed Donkey-A and went for searching some other Donkeys.

A bus stop and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated Conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come First. Den I come. Den two Asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.

The lady can’t take this any more, and she shouted "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig! In this country, we don't speak aloud on public places about our sex lives!!!"

"Hey, coola down lady..." said the man. "Who talking abouta sex? I’m a justa tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'!!!"

Moral of the story: Seek first to understand, and then be understood...=)

......lebih gembira menyambut 1 Januari daripada 1 Muharram!
......lebih tahu apa itu 14 Februari daripada 12 Rabiulawal!
......lebih membesarkan hari Sabtu dan Ahad daripada hari Jumaat!
......lebih khusyuk mendengar lagu daripada mendengar Azan!
......lebih suka lepak, tidur, tengok TV dan lain-lain daripada Solat dan mengaji!
......lebih tahu tentang artis pujaan kita daripada nama nabi-nabi Allah!
......lebih suka menyebut hello! dan hi! daripada Assalamualaikum!
......lebih suka menyanyi dangdut, rap, hip-hop dan lain-lain daripada berwirid atau bertahmid!
.......lebih suka memuji manusia daripada Tuhan kita sendiri!
......lebih suka membaca majalah hiburan daripada buku-buku agama!
......lebih suka ke konsert, karaoke daripada ke ceramah agama!
......lebih suka memaki, mengumpat orang daripada memuji mereka!
......lebih suka mencarut daripada menyebut MasyaAllah!
......lebih suka kemungkaran daripada membuat kebaikan!
......lebih bangga dengan kejahilan kita daripada bersyukur dengan keimanan kita!
......lebih cintakan dunia daripada urusan akhirat!

Salah sebuah katil di dalam bilik ICU sebuah hospital ternama kerap mengalami kejadian pelik. Setiap pesakit yang ditempatkan di situ pasti akan meninggal pada setiap hari Jumaat pagi tanpa mengira umur, jantina atau tahap kesihatan mereka. Perkara ini sangat membingungkan para doktor. Lalu para doktor memutuskan untuk memantau katil tersebut.

Apabila tiba hari Jumaat yang berikutnya, beberapa doktor bersiap sedia untuk mengenal pasti penyebab kepada kematian di katil tersebut. Seorang pesakit lelaki sedang tidur di katil misteri.

Masa berputar... Pukul 08:00am.. 08:30am sehingga jam 9.00 am...

Tiba-tiba......

Pintu bilik ICU itu terbuka! Kemudian masuklah Makcik Bedah, seorang pekerja sambilan sebagai pencuci yang hanya bertugas setiap hari Jumaat. Dia berjalan, mendekati katil keramat tersebut, dan...

Dengan selamber beruknye dia terus mencabut soket elektrik alat bantuan pernafasan pesakit tersebut dan menggantikannya dengan 'PLUG VACUUM CLEANER'nya!!! Siot punyer cleaner. Ko la misteri kematian yang terungkai!!!

P/s: There is certain times that you must face your biggest fear, and if its a success, you can achieve everything what you want in this world, of course with some effort, doa & tawakal...

Apa yang aku nak sampaikan ialah kita ni perlu la sentiasa bersedia. Sedia dari segi apa? Segi tiga atau segi empat? Hah... Semua segi la. Senang cakap untuk dunia dan untuk akhirat.

Korang tau tak apa cabaran paling besar bagi manusia? Hah... Tau tak? Terjun dari bangunan 15 tingkat? Hafal Kamus Dewan? Haha... Cabaran paling besar bagi manusia ialah:



Ya. Itulah cabaran paling besar. Mesti korang setuju kan? Ok. Ada lagi satu soalan. Apakah benda yang paling senang untuk manusia lakukan? Baca blog? Makan nasi? Haha... Benda yang paling senang dikerjakan oleh manusia ialah:



Setuju tak? Kalau tak setuju aku ketuk kepala roommate aku (erk... dah kena flying kick dengan roommate la plak... hehe). Realitinya itulah dia. Macam simple, tapi... Hmm...

Kenapa benda ni terjadi. Tak lain tak bukan ialah kerana teman baik korang sendiri. Sape? Sape lagi kalau bukan syaitan lahanat dan nafsu serakah.

Jadi, sebagai kata penutup, renung-renugkan la dan selamat beramal!!!

We tend to forget that..

Happiness doesn't come as a result of getting something we don't have...

But it rather comes..

By recognizing and appreciating all that we have!

~GOOD MORNING~

Have a wonderful Sunday!!!

Oktober 2009 menyaksikan aku mencecah umur 20 tahun. 2 dekad bukan 1 masa yang singkat. Dah banyak udara aku hirup. Dah banyak nasi aku makan. Dah banyak teh ais aku minum. Dan dah banyak benda aku belajar untuk hidup.

Satu perkara yang pasti, hidup itu bukan mudah. Ada cabaran, ada liku yang perlu ditangani. Kadang-kadang kita selalu ambil mudah jalan yang perlu kita lalui. Kita tak fikir masak-masak, tak renung dalam-dalam. Kononnya tawakal je la.

Lahanat punya manusia. Apasal ko fikir macam tu? Tawakal datang selepas usaha bersungguh-sungguh. Usaha pun tidak, tau nak tawakal je. Pergi mampus la ko. Sape nak tolong!!!

Apasal kita tak nak usaha? Adakah kerana kita rasa kesenangan tu datang dengan senang? Ingat senang ke nak senang? Senang-senang je ko fikir camtu.


Pernah korang dengar ayat ni? Kerat ibu jari kaki la kan kalau tak pernah dengar. Buat yang tak nak usaha, memang tak susah bagi korang untuk susah. Korang tak pernah rasa susah hati ke dengan perangai korang tu?

Kawan, kita bukan ditakdirkan untuk gagal kalau ada usaha dan tawakal. Jalan gagal atau jalan kejayaan tu dalam tangan korang. Duit tak datang kalau tak kerja (kecuali la korang ni peminta sedekah). Kejayaan tak datang tanpa usaha terlebih dahulu.

Peringatan ni untuk aku, dan kepada korang yang membaca.

P/s: Maaf sebab ada bahasa kesat. Saja nak cuba try test tengok guna bahasa kesat...

A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door.

"Is there a problem Officer?"

The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"

The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one."

"You don't have one?"

The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving."

The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"

"I'm sorry, I can't do that."

The policeman says, "Why not?"

"I stole this car."

The officer says, "Stole it?"

The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner."

At this point the officer is getting irate."You what!?"

"She's in the boot if you want to see."

The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up.

Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!"

The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?"

"One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner."

"Murdered the owner?"

The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the boot of your car please?"

The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an empty boot.

The officer says, "Is this your car sir?"

The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers.

The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license."

The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, stole this car,and murdered the owner."

The man replies, "I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!!!"

1000 B.C.- "That root is heathen, say this prayer."

1850 A.D.- "That prayer is superstition, drink this potion."

1940 A.D.- "That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill."

1985 A.D.- "That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic."

2000 A.D.- "That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root!"

P/s: See... Life is just cycle around=)

Pada 15 Oktober 1989, lahir seorang lelaki hensem lagi comel di Hospital Pasir Mas Kelantan. Beliau merupakan anak sulung dalam keluarganya. 20 tahun kemudian, iaitu pada tanggal 15 Oktober 2009, beliau masih lagi bernyawa. Masih hensem. Masih lagi comel seperti dulu. Beliau tidak lain tidak bukan ialah Syafiq Farhan Bin Saidi aka Fiq!

Haha. Puji diri sendiri. Hoh... Dah 20 tahun rupanya ye aku bernafas kat dunia ni. Mujur aku masih bernyawa hari ni. Boleh aku membebel kat sini. Hehe... Moga aku akan terus bernafas hingga ke pernafasan yang terakhirku nanti. Huhu...

Well, kepada FIQ, diucapkan moga panjang umur, murah rezeki, diberkati Allah dunia akhirat. Moga cemerlang dan ceria selalu. (ada ke orang ucap kat diri sendiri macam aku? Lantak la Labu...=p)

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in pain.

MAN: Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a Bee.

DOCTOR: Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it.

MAN: You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.

DOCTOR: No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung.

MAN: Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.

DOCTOR (in anger): No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting.

MAN (still screaming in pain): On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts.

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): Which one?

MAN (innocently): How am I to know?! All bees look the same to me!!!

This is a letter from a boy to a girl. However, the girl's father does not like him and want them to stop their relationship.

And so, the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.

1----"The great love that I have for you
2---- is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3---- grows every day. When I see you,
4---- I do not even like your face;
5---- the one thing that I want to do is to
6---- look at other girls. I never wanted to
7---- marry you. Our last conversation
8---- was very boring and has not
9---- made me look forward to seeing you again.
10--- You think only of yourself.
11--- If we were married, I know that I would find
12--- life very difficult, and I would have no
13--- pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14--- to give, but it is not something that
15--- I want to give to you. No one is more
16--- foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17--- able to care for me and help me.
18--- I sincerely want you to understand that
19--- I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20---if you think this is the end. Do not try
21--- to answer this. Your letters are full of
22--- things that do not interest me. You have no
23--- true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24--- I do not care for you. Please do not think that
25--- I am still your boyfriend."

So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "READ BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read 1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23.25. (Odd Numbers)

So.. Please try reading it again!=)

A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody. "

The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"

The man sat for a while contemplating... Then slowly rose.

"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine..?"