Waiter: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, milo, or coffee?

Customer: Tea please...

Waiter: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice tea or green tea?

Customer: Ceylon tea.

Waiter: How would you like it? Black or white?

Customer: White.

Waiter: Milk, whitener, or condensed milk?

Customer: With milk.

Waiter: Goat milk, camel milk or cow milk?

Customer: With cow milk please..!

Waiter: Milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?

Customer: Um, I'll take it black......

Waiter: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Customer: With sugar.

Waiter: Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Customer: Cane sugar..!

Waiter: White, brown or yellow sugar?

Customer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead!!!

Waiter: Mineral water or still water?

Customer: Mineral water!!!

Waiter: Flavored or non-flavored?

Customer: Oh my god! I'll rather die of thirst!!!