Something To Brighten Your Day

Posted by Fiq | Posted in , | Posted on Thursday, October 08, 2009

DOCTOR

A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.


BOSS

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.


TEARS

The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.


ATOMIC BOMB

An invention to end all inventions.


RUMOUR

News that travels faster than the speed of sound.


CLASSIC

A book which people praise, but do not read.


DICTIONARY

The only place where divorce comes before marriage.


MARRIAGE

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master.


FATHER

A banker provided by nature.


POLITICIAN

One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.


OPTIMIST

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.


DIPLOMAT

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.


ETC

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.


OFFICE

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.


COMMITTEE

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


SMILE


A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

So, SMILE ALWAYS=)

Comments (6)

senyum 1 sedekah...^_^

jgn la senyum cam pic akhir tu....huhuuuh...

ana_bp86 ~ klu sekali, 1 sedekah. klu byk, byk la sedekahnya kan. hehe=)

DaliaLiyana ~ haha... manis ape...=P

papaku bankku;)

Enyheartdiamond ~ bunyi nye cam"pepaku bangku"...hehe=P