A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating... Then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine..?"
The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody. "
The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating... Then slowly rose.
"Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine..?"
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dulu awk skola kt mane aa?
org lgkw kan!
Azmiera ~ Dlu kat SMK Tunku Putra. Yup. Im lived in Langkawi...
erm...da dua kali masuk blog ni n bc enrty ni..tp,xda idea nk komen pape.
haha
Hasni ~ ye ke? xper. thanks sebab masuk n baca 2 kali. bukan senang nak jumpa orang camni. note tissue culture pun baca sekali jer kan? hehe=p
hasni...puji fiq sket. dia note tissue culture baca 2x sehari
Chan ~ apa ni saudara chan... main tuduh2 jer. mane ada aku baca 2 kali sehari. gila r aku nak buat camtu. aku baca 4 kali sehari beb. aku tekankan sekali lagi. 4 KALI!!! Haha=D
skrg nie dh umo bape?
hahah, gali lagi..
kalo x keberatan jawab la..
kehkehkeh :D
Azmiera ~ umo? baru nak masok 20. muda lagi dik. ni tanya macam merisik jer.. hehe=P
haha, mude ke 20?
Peace ~ Muda g la... Blum sampai 100 kan...
Haha, betul betul betul..
:p mudanyeeee~~~~~~~~~~
Peace ~ macam perli jer ayat...hehe=P